Thingies…

Ok….so maybe I can do the thingie thing this week….

Unh, uh..no way…nope:

• Hipsters. You fucking douchebags, still stuck in your HS clique mentality. You're not better than anybody else…just better dressed (most of the time). Here….slip this twinxt that sneering pair of lips.  *whew*…that felt good! Well worth the whole post.
• Sweating. If its supposed to be cooling me down….why do I always feel like I'm suffocating? Not to mention the slackin' donothing body doesn't appreciate the frontin' pores. Follicles…it was only a walk to the Jeep. DOWN stairs, at that.
• Work yokels making things more complicated than they need to be. The path of least resistance, people. Work=resistance.
• Headaches and impending visit to Neurology dude. Sister – if it turns out to be some brain too big for my head thing like that dude on ABC the other night…I'll be expecting a written apology for the "football head" nickname. Published in the local paper

Hellz yeah:

• the mother/internet dude lovefest imploded. Gone as of yesterday. Don't have the full scoop. Don't really need it. (ok…yes, I do) Yay!
• Homemade BLTs. Thank you Mr./Mrs./Ms. BLT creator.
• Major work thingie went off without a hitch. One down, one to go.
• Phone calls from the niece who brush off their mother's concerns about the call time. "D'uh. Unka Dave is an early riser."
• Photoshop. Its amazing how it makes time fly. Even at work!
• 

  Arrows of Eros

  Golden Silvers

Read and post comments | Send to a friend